Get the hardware ready: get together almond milk, cream cheese, cocoa powder, heavy cream, sweetener, vanilla, food coloring and ice.
Blend well: transfer everything into a high-speed blender to make sure it is all mixed well.
Blend: Cover the blender and blend on high speed for 30–45 seconds until smooth, creamy, and frothy.
Taste Your Sweetness: Taste the mixture, and if necessary add more sweetener as you like.
Thin to Taste: If too thick, thin out with a splash more almond milk; if necessary, toss in more ice or cream cheese to thicken.
Rest: Allow the shake to sit for 1–2 minutes so the flavors can meld and thicken a bit.
Serve: Divide between a tall glass, top with whipped cream if desired and drink straight away while cold.