Prepare Ingredients: Gather almond milk, cream cheese, cocoa powder, heavy cream, sweetener, vanilla, food colouring, and ice.
Blend well: transfer everything into a high-speed blender to make sure it is all mixed well.
Blend Base: Begin blending on med-high then increase to high until shake is smooth and creamy.
Taste Your Sweetness: Taste the mixture, and if necessary add more sweetener as you like
Adjust Thickness: If too thick, add a splash of almond milk; if too thin, add extra ice or cream cheese.
Rest: Allow the shake to sit for 1–2 minutes so the flavors can meld and thicken a bit.
Serve: Divide between a tall glass, top with whipped cream if desired and drink straight away while cold.